Part beauty pageant. Part pirate brawl. This fundraiser for our non-profit theatre is sure to be entirely unforgettable.
Before the curtain ever rises, our most unruly, over-the-top, and questionably well-behaved pirates will take the stage to compete for the coveted title of “Most Pirate-y Pirate to Sail the Seven Seas.” Expect outrageous antics, ridiculous talent displays, shameless swagger, and more salty personality than should be legally allowed in one room.
This is not just a fundraiser, it’s a rare chance to meet the souls behind the scoundrels. You’ll get an up-close, behind-the-eyepatch look at our ensemble as they banter, boast, charm, and absolutely sabotage one another in true pirate fashion. You’ll laugh, you’ll gasp, and you’ll walk into the show already knowing your favorite pirates in a way audiences don’t normally get to.
Presiding over the chaos are our celebrity judges, Hannah Palmer, Miss Michigan 2025 and Samantha McGaughey, Miss Greater Kalamazoo 2026.
And the fun doesn’t end with the crown! Join us afterward for a reception and meet-and-greet with our celebrity judges and cast! Don’t miss your chance to mingle, take photos, and celebrate the most pirate-y champion.
Come for the chaos. Stay for the comedy. Leave knowing exactly which pirate you’d trust with your ship… and which one you’d throw overboard.