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Get ready to set sail for a swashbuckling good time as Center Stage Theatre brings a band of pirates (and an actual pirate band!) to the stage. This reimagined production cleverly combines beloved portions of the classic with updated rewrites - twisting traditional opera tropes into a version that is laugh-out-loud, witty wordplay meets sketch comedy funny. Expect big personalities, fearless comedy, and a "Jolly Crew" of performers who prioritize style and character over stuffy traditions. Whether you're a lifelong fan of the Major-General or a first-time pirate, this "ship of fools" promises to be the talk of the tavern. General Admission, Hackett Catholic Prep. Content suitable for ages 13 and up.

Part beauty pageant. Part pirate brawl. This fundraiser for our non-profit theatre is sure to be entirely unforgettable.
Before the curtain ever rises, our most unruly, over-the-top, and questionably well-behaved pirates will take the stage to compete for the coveted title of “Most Pirate-y Pirate to Sail the Seven Seas.” Expect outrageous antics, ridiculous talent displays, shameless swagger, and more salty personality than should be legally allowed in one room.
This is not just a fundraiser, it’s a rare chance to meet the souls behind the scoundrels. You’ll get an up-close, behind-the-eyepatch look at our ensemble as they banter, boast, charm, and absolutely sabotage one another in true pirate fashion. You’ll laugh, you’ll gasp, and you’ll walk into the show already knowing your favorite pirates in a way audiences don’t normally get to.
Presiding over the chaos are our celebrity judges, Hannah Palmer, Miss Michigan 2025 and Samantha McGaughey, Miss Greater Kalamazoo 2026.
And the fun doesn’t end with the crown! Join us afterward for a reception and meet-and-greet with our celebrity judges and cast! Don’t miss your chance to mingle, take photos, and celebrate the most pirate-y champion.
Come for the chaos. Stay for the comedy. Leave knowing exactly which pirate you’d trust with your ship… and which one you’d throw overboard.

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Winner of eight Tony Awards including Best Musical, Sweeney Todd blends sharp wit, chilling suspense, and a powerful score that ranges from haunting ballads to biting satire. Described as “one of the greatest musicals ever written” (New York Post) and “a nightmare of a show and in some ways a dream” (The Guardian), this tale of love, loss, and razor-sharp revenge continues to resonate.

Attend the tale of a barber who returns from unjust exile, driven by vengeance and a hunger for justice. When he joins forces with Mrs. Lovett, a resourceful pie shop owner, the results are both horrific and strangely compelling.

Winner of eight Tony Awards including Best Musical, Sweeney Todd blends sharp wit, chilling suspense, and a powerful score that ranges from haunting ballads to biting satire. Described as “one of the greatest musicals ever written” (New York Post) and “a nightmare of a show and in some ways a dream” (The Guardian), this tale of love, loss, and razor-sharp revenge continues to resonate.

Attend the tale of a barber who returns from unjust exile, driven by vengeance and a hunger for justice. When he joins forces with Mrs. Lovett, a resourceful pie shop owner, the results are both horrific and strangely compelling.

Winner of eight Tony Awards including Best Musical, Sweeney Todd blends sharp wit, chilling suspense, and a powerful score that ranges from haunting ballads to biting satire. Described as “one of the greatest musicals ever written” (New York Post) and “a nightmare of a show and in some ways a dream” (The Guardian), this tale of love, loss, and razor-sharp revenge continues to resonate.

Attend the tale of a barber who returns from unjust exile, driven by vengeance and a hunger for justice. When he joins forces with Mrs. Lovett, a resourceful pie shop owner, the results are both horrific and strangely compelling.

Winner of eight Tony Awards including Best Musical, Sweeney Todd blends sharp wit, chilling suspense, and a powerful score that ranges from haunting ballads to biting satire. Described as “one of the greatest musicals ever written” (New York Post) and “a nightmare of a show and in some ways a dream” (The Guardian), this tale of love, loss, and razor-sharp revenge continues to resonate.

Attend the tale of a barber who returns from unjust exile, driven by vengeance and a hunger for justice. When he joins forces with Mrs. Lovett, a resourceful pie shop owner, the results are both horrific and strangely compelling.

Winner of eight Tony Awards including Best Musical, Sweeney Todd blends sharp wit, chilling suspense, and a powerful score that ranges from haunting ballads to biting satire. Described as “one of the greatest musicals ever written” (New York Post) and “a nightmare of a show and in some ways a dream” (The Guardian), this tale of love, loss, and razor-sharp revenge continues to resonate.

Attend the tale of a barber who returns from unjust exile, driven by vengeance and a hunger for justice. When he joins forces with Mrs. Lovett, a resourceful pie shop owner, the results are both horrific and strangely compelling.

Winner of eight Tony Awards including Best Musical, Sweeney Todd blends sharp wit, chilling suspense, and a powerful score that ranges from haunting ballads to biting satire. Described as “one of the greatest musicals ever written” (New York Post) and “a nightmare of a show and in some ways a dream” (The Guardian), this tale of love, loss, and razor-sharp revenge continues to resonate.

Attend the tale of a barber who returns from unjust exile, driven by vengeance and a hunger for justice. When he joins forces with Mrs. Lovett, a resourceful pie shop owner, the results are both horrific and strangely compelling.

Winner of eight Tony Awards including Best Musical, Sweeney Todd blends sharp wit, chilling suspense, and a powerful score that ranges from haunting ballads to biting satire. Described as “one of the greatest musicals ever written” (New York Post) and “a nightmare of a show and in some ways a dream” (The Guardian), this tale of love, loss, and razor-sharp revenge continues to resonate.

Attend the tale of a barber who returns from unjust exile, driven by vengeance and a hunger for justice. When he joins forces with Mrs. Lovett, a resourceful pie shop owner, the results are both horrific and strangely compelling.

Winner of eight Tony Awards including Best Musical, Sweeney Todd blends sharp wit, chilling suspense, and a powerful score that ranges from haunting ballads to biting satire. Described as “one of the greatest musicals ever written” (New York Post) and “a nightmare of a show and in some ways a dream” (The Guardian), this tale of love, loss, and razor-sharp revenge continues to resonate.